omghotmemes

My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious

redead-red

what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious

pigcatapult

I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

diamantcowboy

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

lesbiacebian

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frenchiefried

Hi I want to let you kids know how effective these walk outs are: public schools are payed by attendance. Meaning if you’re not going to class the whole school isn’t getting payed their share. Now if it’s just like the normal kid has a sick day that’s normal.

But a class of 200? And you know who’s getting the blame? Administration. So kids continue to plan your walk outs in DROVES. Convince the kid with perfect attendance to join you, get your teacher involved by having them accept your homework at a later time.

You kids deserve a proper education and school experience. Don’t let these adults take that away from you.

surskip

i really love safety quizzes that are like..
"When handling hazardous chemicals, what should you do?
a) Run around and skip and pour it on pedestrians
b) Drink it all immediately
c) Use the correct handling procedure
d) All of the above"

scholarlypidgeot

Hold on I'll make this poll

A.